Mervin the Virgin
3 frogs walking down the street stop outside a club.
Frog 1: "Hey Mervin, let’s get you a lady!"
Mervin: "But I ….. No!......Wait! "
The two frogs push Mervin through the door of a club.
Mervin lands face first into Fat Toads breasts.
Fat Toad: "Oi you’re a feisty one! "
Mervin: "Gulp! "
Fat Toad picks Mervin up by his head and squeezes it.
Fat Toad: "If you want a piece of this totty you gotta be able to dance!!"
Fat Toad throws Mervin onto the stage, Mervin skids to a halt and a spot light appears on him and the music starts.
Mervin freezes as the crowd shout.
Crowd: "DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"
Mervin knows that the only way to get out of this situation is to dance his way out!
Mervin dances funny but everyone likes it.
Fat Toad: "That’s My Man Up There!!!!"
Mervin moonwalks out of the fire exit and runs for his life.
He is then followed by Fat Toad running behind him!
The End
3 frogs walking down the street stop outside a club.
Frog 1: "Hey Mervin, let’s get you a lady!"
Mervin: "But I ….. No!......Wait! "
The two frogs push Mervin through the door of a club.
Mervin lands face first into Fat Toads breasts.
Fat Toad: "Oi you’re a feisty one! "
Mervin: "Gulp! "
Fat Toad picks Mervin up by his head and squeezes it.
Fat Toad: "If you want a piece of this totty you gotta be able to dance!!"
Fat Toad throws Mervin onto the stage, Mervin skids to a halt and a spot light appears on him and the music starts.
Mervin freezes as the crowd shout.
Crowd: "DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"
Mervin knows that the only way to get out of this situation is to dance his way out!
Mervin dances funny but everyone likes it.
Fat Toad: "That’s My Man Up There!!!!"
Mervin moonwalks out of the fire exit and runs for his life.
He is then followed by Fat Toad running behind him!
The End
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